Parked Trucks and Other Annoyances
Dear Joe,
At one time, it was illegal to stop on a freeway except for an emergency.
Now, I frequently see semi trucks pulled over on the highway, usually prior to a weigh station that have their parking lights on and are camping on the freeway overnight.
Why has this suddenly become so prevalent? Why don't they pull off the freeways to sleep? Some times, I'll see 10+ trucks parked in a row on the freeway.
barry
Uncle Block Replies Dear Barry,
Who the fuck cares if there are trucks parked on the freeway? Maybe the driver got sleepy and figured it would be better to park on the freeway than to pass out and slam into a little Honda driving in the opposite direction driven by a mom trying to get her kids to their soccer practice. Did you ever think of that?
Maybe the fucking driver just quit his job because he was frustrated about all of the assholes complaining about where he parked his truck while he was trying to do his job. Maybe he just had a fucking heart attack and asthma attack and ran out of smokes at the same time. Did you check to see whether there was a cigarette store near where the truck was parked? Maybe the asshole who was driving the truck just wanted to get a coffee from a nearby donut shop. Did that ever occur to you?
What the fuck is it with some people? With all the shit that's going on in the world this asshole actually takes the time to type out a message about parked trucks! My god, I wish I lived in your simple world.
Who the fuck are you anyway?... some kind of transportation analyst? What the fuck do you care if some guy parks his truck on the fucking highway? Maybe he was camping. So the fuck what? Haven't you ever gone camping? Just because you like to go to some place where everybody sleeps in a fucking tent and burns a bunch of logs so the whole place is blanketed in campfire smoke doesn't mean everyone else has to do it the same way. Maybe some people would rather camp out in those neat little bedrooms they have attached to the backs of those trucks. I bet they are real comfy... with pillows and blankets and all that. Bet some of them even have CD players and TV's and shit.
My advice to you is to keep your eyes on the road. If you do this then you will surely notice if one of these asshole truck drivers is parked in one of the thru-lanes instead of at the side of the road you will be driving a sensible speed and have time to react in an appropriate manner by simply driving around him(unless your complaint is that they are parked in the thru-lanes in which case I would suggest you buy a used army tank and simply blast the fuckers out of the way.)
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