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W3TAXI.Com and Uncle Block's Torch of Freedom
November 9, 2003
It is with great pleasure we here at W3taxi.com are able to introduce our brilliant editorial staff.
Uncle Joe Block, famous for his regular "Uncle Block's Story columns" in the original Crazy Mag (circa 1969-1971) and the recent crazymag.com will now become a regular contributor to our magnificent world wide web enterprise. For a taste of what is to come check out Uncle Block's
Advice
section.
Also on our staff from Crazy Mag, we have the brilliant orator, writer, craftsman, statesman, historian, economist, futurist, social policy analyst, artist, musician, composer and anti-poverty activist... Joe Schlockenblock whose hard hitting analysis of moronic drivers and road rage recently stunned the industrial world.
Schlockenblock is well known for his anti-poverty activism. Foremost amongst his accomplishments in this area have been prescriptions for getting enough to eat while collecting welfare, maintaining a sense of dignity and self esteem while riding taxis and, most important for all welfare recipients, how to break the cycle of poverty and get off welfare. We look forward to more of professor Schlockenblock's valuable work as time passes and new challenges present themselves.
We also hope to provide you with extra gems from some of the other former stars of the Crazy Mag editorial team including astrological predictions by Joe Schlock, home economics by Joe-Ann Schnickenkeimskivichenzochung, and various trivia and miscellania by the sage old alcoholic Zolton-Joe Vissarionovich Schnickenkeimskivichenzochung-Smith-Wong-Hussein-Schickelgrubber-Anchovie-and-Hot-Peppers-Ahkbar-Dzhugashvili, descendant of several generations of hyphenated surname users.
Uncle Block's famous writings have been referenced in Civil Rights Lawyer Lynne Stewart’s terrorism trial regarding "interesting uses" of the word "jihad"(see Note #138 in the pdf file - warning large file takes time to load) and on Page 7 of a University of Memphis Law Review article on the African Reparations movement
(Notes 97-101).
March 16, 2005
Cowardly Statists Harass the Weak
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March 7, 2005
I was looking over the Spectator's TV listings this evening when I came across
the following entry for Tuesday, March 8, 2005 at 10:00 PM.
|7|11|24| Blind Justice - Premiere
When a victim of a serial killer is murdered, the detective on the case is reassigned. (???)
Dumb Shit
1 - Politics (I.E. laws and taxes) can make life better for most people
(Spoken by politicians ad nauseum.)
Timothy Leary had it right when he said, "the function of government should be to put itself out of business." Unfortunately, most people who choose politics as a vocation do not see it this way. Nor, tragically, do the naive multitudes who continue to elect them. Prosperity cannot be legislated. Human beings cannot be engineered. These facts make most of what politicians do a waste of time and resources.
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What's New?
Actually there is nothing new. I continue to despise politicians, the majority of whom are nothing more than pompous assholes. As for the general population, the majority of those who bother to vote continue to demonstrate their naivete by putting idiots in power.
Take Dalton McGuinty. This monkey is now at the controls in Ontario. Who knows how much damage he will manage to do over the next five years. Is he really an idiot?
Rational Ignorance
On the front page of today's Spectator we find an article titled, "You have the right to be ignorant of your rights." Apparently half of all Canadians can't name any of the rights that are supposedly guaranteed by the Charter of Rights and Freedoms. Well, as Ayn Rand once said, "Why examine a folly? Just ask yourself what it accomplishes." In the case of the Canadian Charter of Rights and freedoms the answer to that question is "very little" depending on how seriously you take your rights and freedoms.
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The Power of Protest
Some of the ideas appearing in cyberspace have given me an idea for a book I'd like to write someday.
A group of 'anti-poverty activists' were sailing somewhere to fight poverty. They hit bad weather and were unexpectedly marooned on a deserted tropical island. Most of their possessions disappeared when the ship sank and so they found themselves in a state of grinding poverty in their new island home.
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